The Continents Can Be Arranged to Form a Chicken

Thank you Paul (and this will probably lose something in the translation, it seemed funnier when I was drinking beer).
So this family gets a turkey, to raise for their next Thanksgiving dinner (we’ll sub in chicken since it’s a chicken blog, but it’s probably funnier if you use turkey in the telling). But their kids love this chicken. In fact, the love this chicken more than the family dog. The kids feed it, play with it, dress it up, let it sleep in their bed. So, when Thanksgiving rolls around, they eat the family dog.
I tried to scan this letter but it got caught in the machine! On to Plan B — take photos to share. Thank you Eliza, for being so sweet to write a thank you letter to Agnes!