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Urban Chickens Advocates of Nashville Story in The City Paper

Urban Chickens Advocates of Nashville (UCAN) was featured in a City Paper story about the ongoing chicken saga in Nashville. My favorite quote is from Metro Councilman Jim Gotto, who called UCAN’s goal “lofty and noble,” while adding, “the unintended consequences could be disastrous.” What, exactly, could be disastrous about passing legislation that tightly regulates the number of hens a property owner could have? Seriously?

If someone does break the law and crams 50 roosters on a 1/8 acre plot, it won’t be because of any proposed legislation. The pro-chicken bill, which suffered a defeat in 2009, restricted the number of hens to 6, with a minimum area and distance from neighbor’s houses.

There are many comments on the story, mostly written by morons. One of the few informed comments comes from Nash615 who points out:

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Whenever an opponent to a bill says “well, we don’t have the resources to enforce this” they are also pointing out that we currently don’t have the resources to enforce the current legal state of affairs.

“We don’t want to enforce a more clear law on chickens so don’t vote for it.” is not an argument. By that logic they can’t enforce the current muddy law which says maybe you can and maybe you can’t have chickens.

This is an argument-sounding statement, but it’s not an argument. In fact it’s basically saying nothing other than “we can’t enforce the laws we have on the books, so why bother changing them?”

Which is just another way of saying “the laws on the books are basically meaningless.”

I recommend that if you want to have chickens you go ahead and get chickens. Either laws forbidding them won’t be enforced (probably), or the “argument” against clarifying the rules is worthless, in which case you can now push to legalize your reasonable desire to keep chickens in the USD.

As a friend recently said on this topic, “civil disobedience is greatly underrated.”

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I could not have expressed this better, kudos Nash615, whoever you are.

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A Sad, Sad Day for Nashville Chickens

The bill to make backyard chickens legal was voted down by the city council this evening. 15 voted for, 2 abstained, 20 voted against. The bill can be reintroduced in 6 months.

So, I may need to take someone up on the many kind offers to foster the girls. Alternatively, I can live a life of crime and keep my illegal flock. This is unfamiliar territory for me, law-abiding citizen that I am. Who polices the chickens? Will I be fined? Will I go to jail? And, how do you broach the subject?
(“So person so-and-so in authority, if I did theoretically decide to break the law and keep chickens, what would happen to me?”)

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Metro Planning Commission Approves Plan to Drop Nashville’s Poultry Prohibition

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So, I am getting ready for the metro planning commission meeting when my friend pops her head into my room and says, “there’s a man at the door.” I screech “a maa-aaaan!” (What movie is that from? I think it’s yelled by an old hag but I can’t quite remember). Anyway,  there is Sky Arnold and his camera guy Steve. They wanted to shoot some video of the gals! For the record, I don’t normally wear patent leather shoes and a dress in the chicken coop, but I was getting ready for the meeting. You can see the story on Fox 17′s website.

Anyway, the big, wonderful news is: Metro Planning Commission Approves Plan to Drop Nashville’s Poultry Prohibition. The plan still needs approval from Metro Council, but I am feeling pretty confident that this will pass. I was shocked at how many other illegal chicken owners and their neighborhood supporters showed up last night. Kudos!

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The Chicken ‘Underground’ Emerges

Now Indiana has caught the chicken bug! Here’s hoping that residents are allowed to keep their backyard flocks. You can read more here: ‘Chicken underground’ emerges in Indiana

I was most interested in the “stealth chicken coop” concept. Apparently people are making coops that look like garbage cans to circumvent the law. I’d rather change the law so I can get a hot pick eglu!

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Our Chickens Featured in the Tennessean!

From Today's Tennessean

From Today's Tennessean

Jenny Upchurch from the Tennessean wrote an article titled: Urban chicken coops spark Nashville zoning conflict.

I am worried that our beautiful hens will have to go, but on the other hand, someone had to advocate for them!

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